Frenchman's Bay, Maine

Frenchman's Bay, Maine

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Odd Warnings

In our instruction manual for a newly purchased hair straightener (one that heats up after it's plugged in):

"WARNING -- NEVER USE WHILE SLEEPING"

I assume the company's afraid buyers will sleepwalk and then electrocute themselves in the midst of beautifying. All while still deep in sleep, of course.

1 comment:

Angela said...

OMG that's a great one.
I remember we got some huge piece of equipment .... like a tree chopper or a chain saw and there was a warning slip inside "not for children under three years of age."

I was like, "Oh, so four would be okay?"