In our instruction manual for a newly purchased hair straightener (one that heats up after it's plugged in):
"WARNING -- NEVER USE WHILE SLEEPING"
I assume the company's afraid buyers will sleepwalk and then electrocute themselves in the midst of beautifying. All while still deep in sleep, of course.
Frenchman's Bay, Maine
1 comment:
OMG that's a great one.
I remember we got some huge piece of equipment .... like a tree chopper or a chain saw and there was a warning slip inside "not for children under three years of age."
I was like, "Oh, so four would be okay?"
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